WARNING: Beware of where you buy concert tickets! We don’t know enough yet to guide you. Be watchful of scalpers!
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Here are 20 really good reasons for Il Volo to turn around and come back to us:
1. We love you.
2. You love us.
3. We need Italian things – Clothing, shoes, cars, food, words, men, singers, and wine.
4. We’ll tie Loretta’s walker down.
5. You are bored.
6. The Flight Crew will behave at concerts – probably – maybe.
7. We will hold Connie (an ex-pirate) and Joanie (who should be a pirate) back.
8. Singing is what you do.
9. Listening and swooning is what we do.
10. Your mom wants you out of the house (well, maybe).
11. You will all be handsome AND rich.
12. You’re not getting any younger.
13. We’re not getting any younger.
14. Other performers need the bar raised.
15. We have Angelina Jolie, Natalie Portman and Anne Hathaway right here!
16. You can stay at my house – for free – whenever you want. Meals and hugs included.
17. We have Sushi.
18. Every Flight Crew Member is 20-years-old, beautiful, and has long blonde hair (shh! They don’t know).
19. There aren’t any smiles here as good as yours.
20. You will keep a bunch of women (and one man) sane!
I know there are plenty more reasons for Them to come back. What are they?
