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Sunday Funnies ~ The Italian Way ~ Ann (anncruise)

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The Italian – Sicilian – American Page

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The Italian – Sicilian – American Page

Buongiorno

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Italian Girl 🙂

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Good Morning & Salute ! 😉

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American Kids vs. Italian Kids 😉
American kids:
Move out when they’re 18
with the full support of their parents.
Italian kids:
Move out when they’re 28,
having saved enough money for a house,
and are two weeks away from getting married…..
unless there’s room in the basement for the newlyweds
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American kids:
When their Mom visits them,
she brings a Bundt cake,
and you sip coffee and chat.
Italian kids:
When their Mom visits them,
she brings 3 days worth of food,
cook, begins to tidy up,
dust, do the laundry,
and rearrange the furniture.
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American kids:
Their dads always call
before they come over to visit them,
and it’s usually only on special occasions.
Italian kids:
Are not at all fazed when their dads show up,
unannounced, on a Saturday morning at 8:00,
and starts pruning the fruit trees.
If there are no fruit trees, he’ll plant some.
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American kids:
Always pay retail,
and look in the Yellow Pages
when they need to have something done.
Italian kids:
Call their dad or uncle,
and ask for another dad’s or uncle’s phone number
to get it done.
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American kids:
Will come over for cake and coffee,
and get only cake and coffee. No more.
Italian kids:
Will come over for cake and coffee,
and get antipasto, wine, a pasta dish,
a choice of two meats, salad, bread,
a cannoli, fruit, espresso,
and a few after dinner drinks.
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American kids:
Will greet you with ‘Hello’ or ‘Hi’.
Italian kids:
Will give you a big hug,
a kiss on your cheek,
and a pat on your back.
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American kids:
Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
Italian kids:
Call your parents Mom and Dad.
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American kids:
Have never seen you cry.
Italian kids:
Cry with you.
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American kids:
Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
Italian kids:
Will spend hours there,
talking, laughing, and just being together.
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American kids:
Know few things about you.
Italian kids:
Could write a book
with direct quotes from you.
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American kids:
Eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
on soft mushy white Wonder bread.
Italian kids:
Eat Genoa Salami, Prosciutto and Provolone sandwiches
on crusty Italian bread (for breakfast).
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American kids:
Will leave you behind if that’s
what the crowd is doing.
Italian kids:
Will kick the whole crowds’ ass
who left you behind.
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American kids:
Think that being Italian is cool.
Italian kids:
Know that being Italian is cool.
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American kids:
Will ignore this.
Italian kids:
Will Share it.


The Italian – Sicilian – American Page to Frank Sinatra

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The Italian – Sicilian – American Page
Who else got lucky besides us ? 😉

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Who can relate to this ? Lol 😉

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Here’s 9 minutes of “Boys will be Boys”
Enjoy some laughs with Il Volo while you relax and have your coffee this morning…

~~~La fine~~~

 

More Sunday Funnies

This first one is more brilliant and amazing than just funny!
From Gina…

The French restaurant, Le Petit Chef, came up with an original way to entertain guests while waiting for their orders.  By using a projector on the ceiling and animation on the table, there appears to be a small chef who prepares a meal on your plate.  It makes a good laugh. A great way to cheer up.

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Jane liked this one.  Maybe it looked like her Thanksgiving Feast…

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Some Italian phrases we really do need to know!

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From Ann and the NIAF…

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Ann says, “Amen”…

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