I thought the photo of Piero’s clothes rack was cute, so this:
OVERHEARD FROM ONE OF THE WHITE SHIRTS ON PIERO’S CLOTHES RACK:
Okay, gang, here we are looking crisp and spiffy and ready to go. Piero is going to shine tonight. Which one of us white shirts will he choose? Doesn’t really matter since he will be changing during the show. We will both get a chance to be out there on that stage making the most of his Baronic chest.
Jacket, he may start out with you, but don’t plan on staying for the whole show….You will be cast aside so he can roll up my sleeves and give it his all. Pants, you can come–he could hardly go out there without you, but be prepared for some action when Ignazio joins him for their ever present pelvic thrusts.
Ties, don’t think this is your night. Most likely I’ll get unbuttoned as far as the law allows, which is okay with me….that’s my style. Shoes, you are all looking good….neat and nicely polished. Hard to tell whether he will go dressy or casual–whatever mood strikes him when the time comes. Socks, be ready, but don’t count on it.
It’s such a responsibility to be dressing our guy for his appearance on stage…and one we take seriously. He’s so handsome it probably wouldn’t matter how he was dressed—the fans will love him. But we have an obligation to do our best. Remember when he wore those plaid shirts and vests? Those were the days, but now he requires a more sophisticated look, so here we are. Tonight it won’t be Armani, but we will do him proud. Okay guys, here he comes…..IT’S SHOW TIME!!!